Labor on Labor Day?

That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.

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Happy Birthday America!

I just wanted to take this opportunity to mention how grateful I am to be living in the United States of America, the greatest, most perfect society the world has ever known. I’m truly in […]

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