The Amazing things about the news this week is that there is none.
Absolutely nothing happened between July 3rd and July 9th.
Experts speculate that this may be because the universe chose to take a nap.
This would make today’s news roundup the news round up for 7/3/2016, which, of course, we’ve already done.
Experts also agree that this phenomenon is unlikely to occur again.
Actually, considering what has happened over the past week, we really wish the universe had decided to skip it.
Condolences to the families of all of the victims of hate.
Perhaps this time we’ll have learned something.
One can always hope.