This just in from Universal Package Service, Sagittarian Arm Sector: the package being shipped to our very own Master of Rapidly Reproducing Furry Grain Eaters is ON SCHEDULE for a timely arrival tomorrow.
If you don’t believe that – check out our handy-dandy graphic!
See?! Right THERE! Somewhere west of Texas, high in the air, eagerly anticipating its arrival at the package sorting and redistribution center on the left coast.
Soon now. Very soon.
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